How to turn a straight guy gay?

ok so there is this guy that i simply love, like so mch, i am ready to like kill obama for him, lol, hope the fbi, doesn't come after me, no offense obama, just messing with you seriously, so he claims to have a girl friend, but here's thecatch, he walks like a dive, he flips his long blonde hair like a girl, he flutters his hazel green eyes, like the girl from bye bye birdie, and he makes me melt when he comes in a mile distance of me, lol, but here's the other part, he is a senior and i am a little old freshman, but i look like a junior, everyone says,, lol i am sduch a poor unfortunate soul!!!